Here's the most lightweight alternative to Google Analytics: Don't use analytics. You really don't need it. No. You really don't. No, No. I promise you. Just s

Here's the most lightweight alternative to Google Analytics: Don't use analytics. You really don't need it. No. You really don't. No, No. I promise you. Just stop. All tracking is evil. All ads (except those inside a store for a product inside the same store) are evil.