Long ago I was grubbing out a stump with a chainsaw. I pause to look at my work and swing the saw away. BZZZZRT! A moment's distraction and I've bitten my cha

Long ago I was grubbing out a stump with a chainsaw. I pause to look at my work and swing the saw away. BZZZZRT! A moment's distraction and I've bitten my chaps. "D'oh!" I'm looking down at the streamers of kevlar hanging from the gash in the safety chaps and it takes me a second to realize, "That could have been my leg!" and started shivering. Always wear your chaps kids!