I hope people do realize this will not actually accomplish anything besides giving us a laugh today? In the long run, a piece of criticism that lays out exactly

I hope people do realize this will not actually accomplish anything besides giving us a laugh today? In the long run, a piece of criticism that lays out exactly what goes wrong with these methodologies, when management push and prescribe them instead of (teams of) programmers adopting some choice techniques because they help the do their programming more efficiently, will be more effective. It could be quoted by motherfucking programmers to their motherfucking managers for years to come. This will fade away in a few days.