Disclaimer: I'm a South African living in the UK and yes, I know I'm generalising - excessively. Jolly Sarf Africans! Light-fingered larcenists - can't leave t

Disclaimer: I'm a South African living in the UK and yes, I know I'm generalising - excessively. Jolly Sarf Africans! Light-fingered larcenists - can't leave them alone with anything these days! ;-)