Unless, say, they're trans, in which case plenty of those will turn them away. At some point you will run down all these dead-end alleyways and you will realiz

Unless, say, they're trans, in which case plenty of those will turn them away. At some point you will run down all these dead-end alleyways and you will realize that the perfect spheroid does not exist. For your moral sake I'd hope it's sooner than later.