Sun Microsystems cursed the programming world with Java. And its hideous object oriented model. I never thought Java would die. Then Oracle saved us all, and

Sun Microsystems cursed the programming world with Java. And its hideous object oriented model. I never thought Java would die. Then Oracle saved us all, and bought Sun. And they proceeded to burn down bridges, and destroy all the goodwill that Sun built up with Java. Now, I can finally see it. The Sun is finally going to set on Java. The Java is dead! Long live the Java!