Kind of reminds me of the satirical article that I've been contemplating writing for a few years about trying to recreate the language of Eden by finding words

Kind of reminds me of the satirical article that I've been contemplating writing for a few years about trying to recreate the language of Eden by finding words that are the same in all languages. It would assert that the thread Adam and Eve used to sew their fig leaves must have been polyester since the word is universal.