In spite of all this "garbage" I carry around a $500 machine which fits in my pants pocket and give me directions to anywhere I can think of, a live video call

In spite of all this "garbage" I carry around a $500 machine which fits in my pants pocket and give me directions to anywhere I can think of, a live video call (!) with my friends or family, a vast trove of knowledge about millions of different topics, and a camera that basically matches my $3000 DSLR from six years ago. And these are available whenever and wherever I want, so I can do this video call at 2am on a mountaintop if I want. So... I love this garbage.