As a possible extension to the "real fake" names, may I suggest some derivative of "P. A. Chapeau"? There is method to my madness as this name in particular is

As a possible extension to the "real fake" names, may I suggest some derivative of "P. A. Chapeau"? There is method to my madness as this name in particular is a pun on the french for "tinfoil hat" (that is, "papier aluminium chapeau", or more accurately "chapeau de papier d'aluminium").