There's no way that thing is still working, even if the story is true. (The location is "undisclosed" so it would be easy to just claim you did it but take it h

There's no way that thing is still working, even if the story is true. (The location is "undisclosed" so it would be easy to just claim you did it but take it home with you.) If it really is still out there, it's not much better than litter.