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Hey folks - we're back in business. Clearly Dax the Duck had a case of the Mondays!

• hnarn 6y ago
  The Mondays? No, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
  • seph-reed 6y ago
    One time I was at a festival where it wouldn't stop raining. It had been a shit show. Come Monday, all the cars were stuck in mud. Then there were tornado warnings. Then they let down a damn up river and the whole area started to flood. Whilst holding down a shade structure, waiting for updates on the tornado path, and standing in slowly rising water, someone made the joke: "Mondays"
    • justwalt 6y ago
      Ha. Reminds me of Norm Macdonald’s “Real Jerk” joke. https://youtu.be/yrbZxtuUdsQ https://youtu.be/yrbZxtuUdsQ
  • 1e-9 6y ago
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guv5LUT1AFw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guv5LUT1AFw
• bcaa7f3a8bbc 6y ago
  I'd love to read a post-mortem.
  • tr33house 6y ago
    Me too
  • kgwxd 6y ago
    You just did.
  • pwned1 6y ago
    Sometimes ducks just have a bad day.
    • gnicholas 6y ago
      Some days you’re the jet engine; some days you’re the duck.
• SilasX 6y ago
  ... that's better than a lot of postmortems I've had on the job. Like the junior employee who insisted we not write one at all when we lost the ability to deploy to a test server, because "that wasn't our fault" and "it probably won't happen again".
• ryuukk_ 6y ago
  CIA is back in the office, you can finally tell them that their endpoint broke everything
• rowawey 6y ago
  Mundays* ;-) Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment! ...for 10 hours: https://youtu.be/oFwkL1WgD_0 https://youtu.be/oFwkL1WgD_0