Ha, exactly. "We've been patching bugs in this elevator software for years and people are plunging to their deaths at lower rates than they used to. Give us a

Ha, exactly. "We've been patching bugs in this elevator software for years and people are plunging to their deaths at lower rates than they used to. Give us a couple more decades and we will have this all fixed." I might suggest ripping out the elevator and just putting in some stairs.