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Simple, just have an OAuth login panel at the toilet to make sure your data gets assigned correctly.
by paragraft 6y ago
Simple, just have an OAuth login panel at the toilet to make sure your data gets assigned correctly.
- snazz 6y agoFacial recognition? I don't want a touchscreen on my toilet.
- kleer001 6y agoThere's voice, there's radar, there's smell... all sorts of other non-contact methods of user verification.
- zx14 6y agoI remember reading every anus is unique, so you could use that for id instead of your face or fingerprint.
- marcinzm 6y agoSomeone already made a comedy sketch about that approach: https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ
- stimpson_j_cat 6y agoIf the tech is good enough, it could use a Fart ID system