I see you haven't updated your registry of asinine conspiracy theory lately... The conspiracy idiots think the black helicopters are on their side and are wait

I see you haven't updated your registry of asinine conspiracy theory lately... The conspiracy idiots think the black helicopters are on their side and are waiting for "the storm", where the executive sweeps in and arrests all of the members of a secret global pedophile ring. Conveniently they tend to believe that ring includes any and all politicians that they don't agree with (most of the Republican Party, all of the Democratic Party), professors, medical experts, more or less the entire population of San Francisco, etc. Oh! Almost forgot: also Jews. They're essentially all in on some form of bloody coup and/or purge, but euphemize/rationalize it as a heroic liberation from unseen oppressors (hmm... where have I heard this before...). "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire