> why do people refer to me as a cannibal? I think it’s my woodwork that defines me. Why not call me a woodworker? The long form of this I've heard goes throug

> why do people refer to me as a cannibal? I think it’s my woodwork that defines me. Why not call me a woodworker? The long form of this I've heard goes through about three extensive accomplishments or deeds, as: "You see the roofs on all those houses? I thatched every one of them. But do they call me Johnny the Thatcher? No." And on for brick-layer, et c. Then ends on: "But you fuck one sheep..."