Remember: * Apple knows best * this is a totally legitimate product decision because no one likes wires on their headphones since like 2016 * what you really

Remember: * Apple knows best * this is a totally legitimate product decision because no one likes wires on their headphones since like 2016 * what you really want is bluetooth, especially airpods -- have you bought your airpods yet? Ecosystem FTW!!1! -- even though they introduce latency that's unacceptable in some situations * Apple knows best, and look, you don't get a career as a bold product thinker by caring about some kind of insignificant minority of niche creators who care about latency in music making * Besides, why are you such a whiner? Just buy a $35 dongle that takes up your only port like everyone else (at least, until we finally succeed in our quest to remove that port too and achieve seamless invulnerable portless design, a rock, and island, and an island never cries) * Apple knows best * Look, why are you such a hater?