The example above is impressive because it actually makes sense, except for the last sentence of the first paragraph: "But this time, his publicist is saying he

The example above is impressive because it actually makes sense, except for the last sentence of the first paragraph: "But this time, his publicist is saying he'll be wearing a tux no matter what." Remove that, and there is a typical if completely uninteresting celebrity argument: one has to play eccentric in public occasions (he did it last year, he's planning to do it again) and the other chides him for what she feels it's maybe a lack of respect? And he replies that despite his best intentions he can't go against his conscience. There, done. It's a perfect little piece ready to be served in some celebrity gossip magazine.