(I can't believe I'm logging into HN to post this, but hey) I read many of these quotes back in middle and early high school, pretty early in the DB's existenc

(I can't believe I'm logging into HN to post this, but hey) I read many of these quotes back in middle and early high school, pretty early in the DB's existence as I can remember when it moved to bash.org. I promptly forgot about its existence, but a bunch of the material remained wedged in my brain. Fast forward 10+ years. I had recently started dating someone whose name is [redacted], and I was starting to meet a bunch of his friends and hang out with them more regularly. I made a reference to part of a quote, and one of his friends replied with the next line. Then said friend added, "you know that's [redacted] in that quote, right?" I very much thought that he was trolling me, so I looked at the quote, and... well, it certainly says [redacted] in the username, but more importantly, it matched the pattern how he liked to format/modify his usernames to indicate certain contexts. And now we have been married for almost 6 years. Internet??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯