I know! It's crazy! Reviewers are like "OMG so amazing! Look at how cool it is when you move around!", and they're in there going "Ok, but wouldn't it be fun if

I know! It's crazy! Reviewers are like "OMG so amazing! Look at how cool it is when you move around!", and they're in there going "Ok, but wouldn't it be fun if we hid it from everyone and made it look like we're full of shit and have something to hide?"