Depends on who's dying, but somewhere between 10k and 500k haircuts per death. (A teenager or child is "worth" more than someone in a nursing home - and if you

Depends on who's dying, but somewhere between 10k and 500k haircuts per death. (A teenager or child is "worth" more than someone in a nursing home - and if you go by life expectancy, it's more than 50x higher) So 10k @$20/haircut is $200k, near the top of the statistical value of a year of life. (And the life expectancy of someone entering a nursing home in the US is less than a year) 500k @$20/haircut is $10m, or at the top end of what federal agencies put as the value of a life in the US. At either conversion rate opening up for haircuts alone is remarkably silly.