Yeah, nothing is a bigger turn-off for me on the home page for a language or framework than starting off with "Helps you build [some combination of] simple, mai

Yeah, nothing is a bigger turn-off for me on the home page for a language or framework than starting off with "Helps you build [some combination of] simple, maintainable, fast, scalable software". No kidding! You and every single other language out there. This one isn't nearly as bad as that, but the point remains: tell me up-front why I should care.