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The only place where the names made any immediate sense was 'main' and any C stdlib calls. Any job worth doing is worth doing right. Contrariwise, any job wort
by suppergenius 16y ago
The only place where the names made any immediate sense was 'main' and any C stdlib calls.
Any job worth doing is worth doing right. Contrariwise, any job worth fucking up is worth fucking up stupendously. He didn't go all the way.
#define monkeymeat printf
#define turtlescrotum malloc
#define wolfnipplechips gets
#define chipotlaway exit
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- statictype 16y ago#define HEREWEGO { #define ENOUGHNOW }
- suppergenius 16y agoWell we are diverging from the theme, but the proper form of that is #define O_HAI { #define KTHXBYE }
- pjscott 16y agoYou can even go a little further and use trigraphs, which is one of those ancient features that most people have forgotten because it doesn't make much sense anymore. ??< and ??> are equivalent to { and } in C, which could be handy for further obfuscation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digraphs_and_trigraphs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digraphs_and_trigraphs
- gvb 16y agoNot everything worth doing is worth doing well. — Tom West, quoted by Tracy Kidder in The Soul of a New Machine (Modern Library, 1997). ISBN 0-679-60261-5 Note that Data General is defunct, so I take this quote as a warning. References: * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_West http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_West * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soul_of_a_New_Machine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soul_of_a_New_Machine
- blntechie 16y agoI've seen #define true false Think they do it just for fun sake. Evil.
- burgerbrain 16y ago#define wolfnipplechips gets If you wanted to fuck it up proper, you should leave out this line. You don't want to dampen the horror people will have when they see you actually using gets.