My favorite was an in depth website about farts. It explained how it was impossible to fart while you sleep because your “don’t pee myself” reflex keeps everyth

My favorite was an in depth website about farts. It explained how it was impossible to fart while you sleep because your “don’t pee myself” reflex keeps everything sealed shut. This is why you often let a big one rip soon after waking. I believed that shit for 20 years ... then my girlfriend moved in and lemme tell ya, humans definitely fart in their sleep.