This is like asking why we don't use the Large Hadron Collider to make toast, and then answering by going into detail about how tricky it would be to coax the L

This is like asking why we don't use the Large Hadron Collider to make toast, and then answering by going into detail about how tricky it would be to coax the LHC into making toast of acceptable quality. We don't do it because you don't use hyper-expensive mega-engineering to solve mundane problems with easy solutions, like "where do I put my banana peel".