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Yesterday I wanted to buy a specific brand of chocolate. It wasn't sold in any of the stores I usually go to and already pay a considerable subscription cost f
by Adverblessly 6y ago
Yesterday I wanted to buy a specific brand of chocolate.
It wasn't sold in any of the stores I usually go to and already pay a considerable subscription cost for.
It was only sold in some other store for 3 times the price chocolate usually goes for.
That store also refused to just sell me the chocolate, they required that I eat it inside of their store under their watchful gaze to make sure I wasn't sharing it with anyone that didn't pay.
They also made sure I ate it on a plate and using a spoon and definitely didn't touch it with my hands.
It's only available at this store under these conditions because I assume greed.
So I used my powers of PsychoKinesis to create an atom-for-atom clone of the chocolate for sale so I could eat it at my convenience.
Then the police arrested me because I violated Nestle's ownership of their recipe for making chocolate.
+100 upvotes.
Just buying Nestle's "raw chocolate mix", melting it, putting it into trays and then letting it harden in the fridge is too hard?