Fantasy: "Don't use special database features (by which I mean, like, any features) and make sure our ORM supports a ton of different datastores because we migh

Fantasy: "Don't use special database features (by which I mean, like, any features) and make sure our ORM supports a ton of different datastores because we might want to change to a different database at some point and don't want to be tied to this one." Reality: Three app rewrites later plus another application written talking to the same DB, and the database is still the same.