I have to say I saw that diagram first and started reading with the understanding that this was satire. Quite shocked this seems to be for real. At this point,

I have to say I saw that diagram first and started reading with the understanding that this was satire. Quite shocked this seems to be for real. At this point, it might be feasible to reclaim "serverless" as the domain of p2p systems, as some others here have suggested. The non-p2p folks have clearly given up on the "it's too complex to reason about" line of argument, so now might be the time. :)