The Naïve Developer / Fake Lean Startup Approach: We construct a trap, any trap that works and deploy it (supply pizza for deploy party). The trap fails (quick

The Naïve Developer / Fake Lean Startup Approach: We construct a trap, any trap that works and deploy it (supply pizza for deploy party). The trap fails (quickly), the Lion escapes and angered by the failed trap attempt said Lion devours and/or maims developers of trap and pizza. Lion is now tired and full and will fall asleep in the afternoon sun. Capture of Lion left as exercise for reader.