Sorry, I only want it if a) Jonny Ive designed it and b) it has a nice etched Apple logo on the side and c) it's an ideal size for quaffing fine bourbon. There

Sorry, I only want it if a) Jonny Ive designed it and b) it has a nice etched Apple logo on the side and c) it's an ideal size for quaffing fine bourbon. There should also be a stainless steel band around the base which interferes with reception if you hold the glass the wrong way, ideally.