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Voice over the speaker Rockstar JavaScript Software Engineer #2293 You have forgotten the cover sheet to your TPS report. A company message was sent by the cor

by hpoe 6y ago

Voice over the speaker Rockstar JavaScript Software Engineer #2293 You have forgotten the cover sheet to your TPS report. A company message was sent by the corporate friendly bot on Friday regarding including cover sheets on the TPS report. We have contacted the corporate friendly bot to email you a new copy of the email. If you fail to place your cover sheet on further TPS reports this will be noted. This has been an automate message from the compliance and reporting bot Carl. We value you as an employee, you are the life blood of Initech!

vidanay 6y ago
This sounds best if you read it in The Borg voice.
- walshemj 6y ago
  No Sally from Oblivion "are we an effective team"
- brnt 6y ago
  Your comment makes me wonder why and how I can even do that! Read text in another voice, of my choice no less.
kanzenryu2 6y ago
Ding dong... "IT, clean up on rack five!"
kabdib 6y ago
I used to work in an office where there were speakers in the ceiling. The company used them, too. "Call for Mr. Gibber on line 10, call for ..." all day long. ALL DAY LONG while you're trying to concentrate on writing code. Funny how the speakers always seemed to be failing in the engineering areas. Simply cannot imagine why :-)