Half-serious startup idea: Telemetry Escrow, where I send data to Escrow, can inspect what it is, then Microsoft pays per datum. Escrow holds all historicals /

Half-serious startup idea: Telemetry Escrow, where I send data to Escrow, can inspect what it is, then Microsoft pays per datum. Escrow holds all historicals / some samples, depending on tier. Does the data have value?, after all? How much..