Perhaps you didn't mention it for a reason, but I am sure I won't be the only one to bring up Clojure in this thread, and others will argue for and against more

Perhaps you didn't mention it for a reason, but I am sure I won't be the only one to bring up Clojure in this thread, and others will argue for and against more eloquently. Obviously it lacks much of what makes people love Common Lisp, but it's more Lisp than not Lisp, and specifically addresses all of your points via the JVM and its ecosystem.