This is mildly funny but a bit of a cheap shot, I'd be more interested in "why is web dev so far behind videogames in terms of performances". Either the author

This is mildly funny but a bit of a cheap shot, I'd be more interested in "why is web dev so far behind videogames in terms of performances". Either the author doesn't know and is being cynical/sarcastic/devaluating to sound smart, either they do and could teach the rest of us a thing or two but chose to belittle webdev instead. Edit: I just realised this is a parody website. Fair enough then, this is their editorial line!