Of course lambda calculus doesn't work in the real world, the canonical purely functional language. It doesn't work, because it are just functions and those ne

Of course lambda calculus doesn't work in the real world, the canonical purely functional language. It doesn't work, because it are just functions and those need input before they become useful. A function just sitting on paper doesn't compute anything. However that is not entirely true, we can perhaps view analogue computers as purely functional computers, albeit one with continuous functions. But besides such a weird example, we should not kid ourselves, most imperative languages these days also need a runtime. And if you take that a step further, assembly also needs a runtime. But that is I think not a honest argument, but still something to think about. If we pursue this further down then we arrive at physical phenomena that do the computations. Are those imperative or functional? But now we are just playing around.