"No matter what you say, she will ask for linked academic sources, and goad you into arguing" My favorite are the people who demand sources for every assertion

"No matter what you say, she will ask for linked academic sources, and goad you into arguing" My favorite are the people who demand sources for every assertion of yours, while making numerous factual assertions of their own without providing sources. Bonus points for disregarding sources once provided, e.g."everyone knows Snopes and Politifact are fake and just anyone can write on Wikipedia".