Java? STMicroelectronics uses it for almost all of their applications, which ship in one zip file with binaries for Win/Mac/Linux. It ticks #1 and #2, but I d

Java? STMicroelectronics uses it for almost all of their applications, which ship in one zip file with binaries for Win/Mac/Linux. It ticks #1 and #2, but I don't know about #3. Of course, I'm not sure if having web-like programming is your implicit #4?