It was while reading my above comments that I realised I should have shut up and contributed code instead, because that's definitely more helpful than being cri

It was while reading my above comments that I realised I should have shut up and contributed code instead, because that's definitely more helpful than being critical on HN, especially to a newcomer & their first project. So that is what I've decided to do! First step: a PR coming out of getting this up and running on my Ubuntu box. :)