We had something like this at work recently - a meeting in which all the benefits we enjoy were reiterated to us as if they were industry leading; not a single

We had something like this at work recently - a meeting in which all the benefits we enjoy were reiterated to us as if they were industry leading; not a single one of them in reality being significantly different to comparable roles elsewhere. So we have an app that can get me a free coffee once a month, wow awesome, I'll start planning that early retirement now with all the money I'm going to save shall I...