I bought the cheap one as I couldn't resist the form factor, but by god, I'd rather walk upstairs and do something quickly on a real computer, then stay on the

I bought the cheap one as I couldn't resist the form factor, but by god, I'd rather walk upstairs and do something quickly on a real computer, then stay on the couch and try to even open it or load a single tab. I can't figure out how it can possibly be that slow. I'm so disappointed :( It sits there ready to go, but it's too painful to touch :/