If you're super short on time: "Ode to a Goldfish", Ogden Nash. Oh, wet pet [my interpretation: to be declaimed grandly as a great epic, before tailing off a

If you're super short on time: "Ode to a Goldfish", Ogden Nash. Oh, wet pet [my interpretation: to be declaimed grandly as a great epic, before tailing off as if you've forgotten]