"scrolling on windows is pretty much hardcoded to use a early 2000s scroll wheel mouse" No longer true. Windows 10 works pretty well as long you use precision

"scrolling on windows is pretty much hardcoded to use a early 2000s scroll wheel mouse" No longer true. Windows 10 works pretty well as long you use precision trackpad, or use an apple touchpad with a third party driver (https://github.com/imbushuo/mac-precision-touchpad https://github.com/imbushuo/mac-precision-touchpad , https://magicutilities.net https://magicutilities.net )