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Top 10 things I don't want my doctor to say. Honorable mentions: "whoa what is that"...

• alistairSH 6y ago
  Another for the list: "Do you know how high your heart-rate was?" (said with childish glee).
  • cjcampbell 6y ago
    “Be right back. The other doctors will want to see this.” - response to a power tool injury
    • marvin 6y ago
      "Wow. Do you mind if I call in our resident have a look at you? This is a great case study."
• xtracto 6y ago
  When I came back from a California trip to my hometown in Mexico, I got something nasty with the typical symptoms: fever, shortness of breath, dry cough, etc etc. I went to the ER and got x-ray and blood samples. When my doctor arrived, he was all cool. Then he asked me a bunch of questions and went to see the x-ray and blood work result in the labs. After taking some time, when he came back, he had a face mask and a can of Lysol. He said he had been delayed filling an epidemiological report. That's the moment when I knew it was bad haha.