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1) Bow respectfully to our visitors 2) Serve them tea
by HenryKissinger 6y ago
1) Bow respectfully to our visitors
2) Serve them tea
- baxtr 6y agoUse a mask and don’t touch their faces?
- Zenst 6y agoYeah, if only Aliens had face masks that filter out bacteria and viruses, would totally of changed the whole War of the Worlds ending. [EDIT ADD WOTW reference for those who missed out upon that at school] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds
- mattkrause 6y agoStill better than Signs, where the aliens have interstellar travel but not spectroscopy--or tools that can deal with wooden cellar doors.
- samplatt 6y agoNot only that, but apparently the point of having super strength and agility is to stand menacingly against the night sky, scare some farmers, and not actually do anything. God, I hate that movie.
- HenryKissinger 6y agoHacker News can't take a joke, can it?
- njharman 6y agoI'd down vote you just for your handle.
- logjammin 6y agoIt really, truly cannot.
- andrewflnr 6y agoHacker News is fine with jokes that are actually clever. Cheap plays on stereotypes, not so much. HN has problems, but this is generally not one of them.