I was aware of `motd_news` and disable it on each new install, but I somehow completely missed `apport` and `kerneloops`. Trying to keep up with Canonical's att

I was aware of `motd_news` and disable it on each new install, but I somehow completely missed `apport` and `kerneloops`. Trying to keep up with Canonical's attempts is why I switched all my new systems to Debian. Far more stable and predictable.