That sample sounds less like Yoda than it would if I taught my chihuahua to speak. Don't mean to sound harsh, but doesn't it seem like given the title and cont

That sample sounds less like Yoda than it would if I taught my chihuahua to speak. Don't mean to sound harsh, but doesn't it seem like given the title and content of the link, the audio should somewhat resemble Yoda's voice? If you played this to me blind, I probably wouldn't guess it was supposed to be Yoda in my first 3 tries...