Any time I see something about remote processes, I immediately think, "Erlang could probably do this." I think Erlang would have been the programming language

Any time I see something about remote processes, I immediately think, "Erlang could probably do this." I think Erlang would have been the programming language of the 21st century... If only the syntax wasn't like line noise and a printer error code had a baby, and raised it to think like Lisp.