Great idea. But what if no one loves you? To address this, you might be able to automatically generate moral support. You just need to add a 'link to Facebook'

Great idea. But what if no one loves you? To address this, you might be able to automatically generate moral support. You just need to add a 'link to Facebook' feature along with a little machine learning + speech->text->speech algorithms so that the most 'appropriate' message can be generated given the current time and the user's Facebook status. With enough data to bootstrap the system, we'll probably end up not even needing other people IRL.