" the agents let the boxes of equipment be released and loaded into the trucks." Ok... the FBI said everything is on the up-and-up and the trucks are heading o

" the agents let the boxes of equipment be released and loaded into the trucks." Ok... the FBI said everything is on the up-and-up and the trucks are heading out. "But I was soon shocked to learn that the Department of Homeland Security was still considering redirecting our PPE." Oh no! Our hero has suddenly divined that the entire Department of Homeland Security is planning to swoop in and intercept the trucks (that the FBI just sent on their way.) What is our hero going to do? Who can save the masks from the nefarious DHS who, I'm sure, were even then sending agents out in black helicopters to finish the seizure that's the hapless FBI agents bungled? "Only some quick calls leading to intervention by our congressional representative prevented its seizure." Thank god! Where would we be without our auick-thinking administrator? A single phone call and he has saved the day! But, it wasn't without personal cost... "I remained nervous and worried on the long drive back, feelings that did not abate until midnight, when I received the call that the PPE shipment was secured at our warehouse." His angst and concern is moving. He deserves a raise. Where would we be without our hero? You want to know what really happened? Some cubicle-dwelling administrator drives to a banger, gets scared shitless by FBI agents, and embellishes the story to impress the other cubicle-dwelling adminstrators.