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No it does not. It describes an administrator meeting with shady brokers in a hanger at a small airport trying to buy masks contained in two food-delivery truc

No it does not. It describes an administrator meeting with shady brokers in a hanger at a small airport trying to buy masks contained in two food-delivery trucks. The FBI checks in. As it should. Sounds shady as hell. The FBI lets the shipment proceed. Then the administrator pens a letter with his 'exciting day' story. Big woop.

jeremyjh 6y ago
Did you miss the part where a congressman had to get involved to get this past DHS agents?
- lurquer 6y ago
  " the agents let the boxes of equipment be released and loaded into the trucks." Ok... the FBI said everything is on the up-and-up and the trucks are heading out. "But I was soon shocked to learn that the Department of Homeland Security was still considering redirecting our PPE." Oh no! Our hero has suddenly divined that the entire Department of Homeland Security is planning to swoop in and intercept the trucks (that the FBI just sent on their way.) What is our hero going to do? Who can save the masks from the nefarious DHS who, I'm sure, were even then sending agents out in black helicopters to finish the seizure that's the hapless FBI agents bungled? "Only some quick calls leading to intervention by our congressional representative prevented its seizure." Thank god! Where would we be without our auick-thinking administrator? A single phone call and he has saved the day! But, it wasn't without personal cost... "I remained nervous and worried on the long drive back, feelings that did not abate until midnight, when I received the call that the PPE shipment was secured at our warehouse." His angst and concern is moving. He deserves a raise. Where would we be without our hero? You want to know what really happened? Some cubicle-dwelling administrator drives to a banger, gets scared shitless by FBI agents, and embellishes the story to impress the other cubicle-dwelling adminstrators.

jeremyjh 6y ago

Did you miss the part where a congressman had to get involved to get this past DHS agents?

lurquer 6y ago
" the agents let the boxes of equipment be released and loaded into the trucks." Ok... the FBI said everything is on the up-and-up and the trucks are heading out. "But I was soon shocked to learn that the Department of Homeland Security was still considering redirecting our PPE." Oh no! Our hero has suddenly divined that the entire Department of Homeland Security is planning to swoop in and intercept the trucks (that the FBI just sent on their way.) What is our hero going to do? Who can save the masks from the nefarious DHS who, I'm sure, were even then sending agents out in black helicopters to finish the seizure that's the hapless FBI agents bungled? "Only some quick calls leading to intervention by our congressional representative prevented its seizure." Thank god! Where would we be without our auick-thinking administrator? A single phone call and he has saved the day! But, it wasn't without personal cost... "I remained nervous and worried on the long drive back, feelings that did not abate until midnight, when I received the call that the PPE shipment was secured at our warehouse." His angst and concern is moving. He deserves a raise. Where would we be without our hero? You want to know what really happened? Some cubicle-dwelling administrator drives to a banger, gets scared shitless by FBI agents, and embellishes the story to impress the other cubicle-dwelling adminstrators.