Me: Where are my sunglasses? (Rummages through all vehicles, drawers, closets, trash, dirty clothes, and attic storage.) (Starts digging up the yard and openi

Me: Where are my sunglasses? (Rummages through all vehicles, drawers, closets, trash, dirty clothes, and attic storage.) (Starts digging up the yard and opening up the walls.) (Finally looks up.) Me: Oh